1) Hogan and Cena open the show drawing a thunderous ovation. Cena unveils the newly rechristened BCCW World Championship belt and officially announces the stipulations of his title match at "CHANGING of the GUARD" - winner takes the belt and majority control of BCCW. Cena talks a little more trash, freestyling a rhyme about Mister Mondt and his (alleged) mounting gambling debts. Hulk Hogan calls out Triple H and challenges him to a fight at "CHANGING of the GUARD". Hulkamania versus the Cerebral Assassin! Whatchoo gonna do brother, when the Cenation, Hulkamania and the four biggest arms in the world run wild on YOUUUUUU!?!?!?
2) NAOMI NIGHT versus SAMMI LANE (w/ "Adorable" Adrian Adonis)
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This match came about after a major press release touting Naomi Night's signing apparently ruffled the feathers of the "Adorable" one and his personal stylist Sammi Lane. Her challenge to the BCCW newcomer was quickly accepted, and here we are. Good, energetic opener with Adrian Adonis offering just enough sizzle on the outside of the ring to distract from some of the minor shortcomings inside it. Naomi Night earns the victory in her debut after a miscommunication spot between Sammi and Adrian.
Winner: NAOMI NIGHT
But the whole match seemed to just be a set-up for the mammoth ALOISIA the AMAZON to make an appearance!
Accompanied by her manager LIZZY BORDEN, Aloisia the Amazon storms the ring and boots the rotund Adrian Adonis right out of there before coming face-to-chest with the victorious Naomi Night. Naomi tries to show no fear, but the size differential is just too much. One double-fisted choke slam later, and Naomi Night is being rolled out of the ring by referees and EMTs. Aloisia and Lizzy have the mic. Declare their domination over the woman's division and throw more ominous threats towards current WWW champion ALEXXIS NEVEAH. The belt will be Aloisia's at "CHANGING of the GUARD"!!!
3) MISSY's MANOR
Another episode of Missy's Manor, with her main charge Richie Steamboat being the guest of honor (and Yugoslavian maid Aksana providing the comedy relief). So join in on our little interactive game called "Aksana say". Click the following link, and after every pause in Missy Hyatt's promo - randomly click a phrase to hear what nonsensical sentence Aksana says next. Missy Hyatt may stare a little and roll her eyes, while Richie Steamboat just enjoys being the center of attention.
http://www.wwe.com/shows/wwenxt/bleepaksanasay/
MISSY HYATT: All my memories from BCCW are fond memories. It was the best place I ever worked and since I have a time machine I came back here! If I had only worked for BCCW then I could have gone on and done something different and lived a happy life knowing my dream of becoming a wrestling star came true since we were treated as "talented money making draws" by the company and the fans.
Richie Steamboat promises to show BCCW what real future superstars can accomplish when the best of the best is supporting him. Says Hot Stuff Inc faced alot of red tape just getting into BCCW, but he knows why some people would like to have them blackballed. They're too young, too hot, too fresh. The Young Dragon is on the rise, burning up the competition!
MISSY HYATT: When I got the call from MSD I had to beg to get out of the bogus contract I had signed. Even when he knew GDT was in financial trouble he still made a stink and tried to take my name and cause problems for me. I believe it was because I was a female with a brain and wasn't afraid of him and that made him mad. I was prepared for him though, with his violations of the bogus contract. I was ready to fight, his lawyer was stunned too. I also would not buy any of the Amway he was making the wrestlers buy.
Hot Stuff Inc will be at "CHANGING of the GUARD", and they promise to make a statement that will resonate in BCCW and fantasy wrestling forever. Behold and bear witness to the Rise of the Young Dragon!
AKSANA: USA! USA! USA!
4) RYAN DANGERFIELD versus TRENT ACID versus THUMBTACK JACK
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Solid ring-work by all three guys, showcasing some of the most underrated talent on the indy level. Although they may be small-to-average size, they give it their all. Ryan "White Flash" Dangerfield wins the match after a Van Damninator to Thumbtack Jack has the madman from Germany eating a steel chair embedded with dozens of razor blades (the sick highlight of the match after TJ had procured it from under the ring earlier), and then hitting a "Blinding Lights" suplex on Trent Acid. Dangerfield unveils his devastating new finisher to great success.
Winner: RYAN DANGERFIELD
But the young Aussie has little time to celebrate, as The Berzerker rampages his way to ringside and starts throwing bodies! Led by The Grand Wizard, the Berzerker tosses security left and right, hits Trent Acid with a big boot that sends him spiraling out of the ring, and slashes Thumbtack Jack's arm with his sword (leaving a huge, messy, bloody gash). TGW and the Berzerker take the ring. TGW has the mic - runs down former associate Bruiser Brody. Says they won't let Brody on the island, calls him a coward, all kinds of stuff... and finally Bruiser Brody makes his dramatic run-in through the crowd. The ovation he draws at first sighting is enough to make the building shake.
5) BRUISER BRODY versus THE BERZERKER (w/ The Grand Wizard)
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Short, stiff and absolutely brutal. Bruiser Brody kills the imposter Berzerker, rubbing a "HUSS! HUSS!" right in his bearded face. Brody earns the victory with a flying knee drop that splatters the blood on Berzerker's face all over the mat. Brody tries to go after TGW but walls of BCCW security separate the two men. TGW drags a disoriented, dazed and very badly beaten Berzerker back to the locker room while Bruiser Brody storms around stomping his feet like a madman. Crowd driven into a frenzy by the ferocious display.
Winner: BRUISER BRODY
6) ALEXXIS NEVEAH versus MARYSE
(WWW Championship match)
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In an over-the-top, priceless & wasteful entrance reminiscent of any Housewives, Hills or Jersey Shore episode, MARYSE enters with her diamond tiara and is escorted by her Dynasty cohorts DOLPH ZIGGLER and the Million $$$ champion WADE BARRETT. Alexxis' entrance is far less glamorous, but gets a much bigger pop from the audience. Match is very good, with Alexxis playing the role of plucky underdog babyface to perfection. She schools Maryse in every aspect of the game, until interference from Dolph or Wade turns the tide. Match ends, when Maryse calls for a reluctant Dolph Ziggler to cream Alexxis from behind with the Million $$$ title (the belt Wade had dropped earlier in another skirmish). Ziggler completely whiffs on Alexxis and winds up clobbering Wade with his own belt, in a classic example of the heels getting their comeuppance. Maryse is then humiliated when Alexxis pins her after a flying bulldog before smashing her priceless diamond tiara and stripping her down to her bra and thong. Alexxis retains, while Dolph & Wade argue furiously amongst themselves (not even Heenan can come them down) and Maryse slinks shamefully backstage.
Winner (and still World Woman's Wrestling champion): ALEXXIS NEVEAH
7) CODY RHODES versus MIL MASCARAS
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In the semi-main event, Mil Mascaras beat Cody Rhodes via pinfall with a top rope flying body press. These two have been feuding ever since Cody Rhodes announced his signing with Gold Dust Trio Incorporated. The feud raged at "GANG RULZ" when Cody Rhodes was one of the sole survivors of his team, overcoming Mil Mascaras amongst others. Tonight, the arrogance of Cody Rhodes was on full display as he lost precious time after a successful "Beautiful Disaster" strike floored Mascaras by attempting to strip the proud Mexican of his mask instead of going for the pinfall. That one mistake may have been what allowed Mascaras to regain his composure, make the dramatic comeback, and score the victorious pinfall.
Winner: MIL MASCARAS
8) "NATURE BOY" BUDDY ROGERS versus BRUNO SAMMARTINO versus LOU THESZ
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An absolute pro-wrestling dream match, regardless of your year, era, generation or fan knowledge. The entrances for each of these three men alone is worth the price of admission. Absolute clinic, as these three timeless superstars put on a match for the ages. All kinds of spots, too numerous to mention. Internet wankers, smarks and casual fans all the same are left awed by this 5-star classic. In the end, a lowblow from Rogers to Thesz leaves Lou an invalid, allowing the Nature Boy to reverse a Sammartino over-the-shoulder backbreaker into a backslide for the pin!!! Buddy Rogers does it! Rogers and Heenan celebrate in the ring, as Jack Swagger helps his dejected tag team partner backstage and Bruno just looks on in absolute shock. Buddy Rogers will be the 3rd man in the "CHANGING of the GUARD" main event! Will the Diamond Dynasty finally rule it all??? Tune in to "CHANGING of the GUARD" to find out! Coming up soon!
Winner: "NATURE BOY" BUDDY ROGERS
CREDITS
MISSY HYATT: Oklaflan interview
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