1) CRYME TYME versus SHEEPHERDERS
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Cryme Tyme wins by pinfall, igniting the crowd and shutting the door on the Sheepherders BCCW experiment for good. They embarass and fool the gritty New Zealanders with slick moves, disrespectful antics and mucho street swagger. Shad Gaspard nearly kicks Butch's head off to put the exclamation point on this match. MASSIVE pop for the Brooklynites.
Winners: CRYME TYME
2) MARK BRISCOE versus CODY RHODES
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Cody Rhodes wins by pinfall. During his ring entrance, he still carries the mask he won from Mascaras. Commentator Matt Striker makes note of how Mark Briscoe has been devastated by the career-ending injury to his brother at the hands of the Dudley Boyz (let him go to CiG land where they play fight with pillows). Good, solid exchange between the two grapplers and Cody wins with a Cross-Rhodes after about 7 minutes of action.
Winner: CODY RHODES
3) POGO the CLOWN (w/ Serena) versus RYAN DANGERFIELD
with 
versus 
This match isn't even fair. Complete squash from top to bottom, as Pogo the Clown just has his way with Dangerfield. Ever since dropping the SES routine and returning to his roots (at the behest of the evil Jake "the Snake" Roberts) Pogo the Clown has been at his despicable, vile worst. Some say he's been manhandling Thumbtack Jack backstage if you know what I'm saying... Anyways, back to the match. Pogo hits his "Buried in the Basement" flying splash to completely annihilate the young Aussie. But instead of going for the pin, at the behest of Serena, he scales the ropes to squash him one more time... when an audience member jumps up to save Ryan Dangerfield and goes face to face, belly to belly with the massive clown. Who is this giant barefoot man with overalls??? Why, it's HAYSTACKS CALHOUN!!! Here in BCCW to take out the trash!
They brawl briefly before Haystacks gets the upper hand, SLAMS Pogo the Clown... and Ryan Dangerfield swoops in with a top rope Warriorz Way for the decisive pinfall!!! Dangerfield has done it again!!!! Pogo and Serena regroup while Haystacks Calhoun just stares him down from the middle of the ring! Oh my what a titanic clash!!!
Winner: RYAN "White Flash" DANGERFIELD
Cut backstage where there is some kind of disturbance...
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There we find Batista beating the ever loving crap out of Bruno Sammartino. Brutal, unrestrained assault culminating in a giant Batista-bomb through a bunch of packing crates. The real damage we would come to find out later, came from a Batista lariat that literally broke Bruno's neck upon impact. Batista glares at the dead and crumpled Bruno Sammartino and silently walks away.
4) "ADORABLE" ADRIAN ADONIS & SAMMI LANE versus RICHIE STEAMBOAT & AKSANA (w/ Missy Hyatt)
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Entertaining mid-card filler. Adonis and Lane display adorable chemistry in their bumbling, inept heelish fashion while still displaying a vicious cunning in their heel beatdown segment on Aksana. The Lithuanian maid's time in the ring is kept short, in favor of showcasing the precision and skill of Richie "Young Dragon" Steamboat. He scores a pinfall on Adonis with a top rope cross-body block after Missy Hyatt slaps the taste out of Sammi Lane's mouth on the outside.
Winners: HOT STUFF INC. (Richie Steamboat & Aksana w/ Missy Hyatt)
KEN SHAMROCK versus JACK SWAGGER
(Submission match)
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This match came about as result of the ever increasing strain between GDT Inc's strong-arm branch (headed by Strangler Lewis) and the Shooters Club, and the argument over the origins of the ankle lock in pro wrestling (Shamrock invented the hold, not Kurt Angle). Everybody knows that Swagger and Thesz (the Trustbusters) are scheduled for a championship rematch at "PYRAMID's PEAK". So Shamrock and Strangler made sure to strike directly at Swagger's pride and wrestling pedigree to draw him into this match on the eve of his big title fight. Highly psychological match that ends after a near-15 minute struggle with Shamrock sinking the climatic Ankle Lock for the victory. Shamrock makes sure Swagger is injured going into the PPV, and just plain outperformed him tonight.
Winner: KEN SHAMROCK
6) RUCKUS versus SABIAN
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Winner: SABIAN
Cue "Knife Called Lust" by Hollywood Undead.
Enter Lizzy Borden and the new WWW champion Aloisia the Amazon.
Lizzy takes the mic first, followed by Aloisia for emphasis. We came, we saw, we conquered, and we came again. Nobody is in Aloisia's league.
Interrupted by "EXXZCUSE MEEE! EXXZCUSE MEEE!" in an exaggerated French accent. Introducing MR. OOH LA LA!!! (as he tells you himself many times over)
Face to chest with the champion Aloisia as he does he funny little French rant. Combination of Santino Marella, Crash Holly and the Zombie from ECW Episode #1. Predictably, and too a good reaction, Mr Ooh La La's challenge is immediately answered.
7) ALOISIA the AMAZON (w/ Lizzy Borden) versus MR. OOH LA LA
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Quick squash, as Mr. Ohh La La runs through all the classic Heel-in-peril bits with comedic perfection. Big boot, double-fisted chokeslam, 1-2-3. Aloisia stands over Mr Ooh La La's unconscious body while Lizzy Borden wraps herself around her seductively.
Winner: ALOISIA the AMAZON
8) "NATURE BOY" BUDDY ROGERS versus WADE BARRETT versus DOLPH ZIGGLER
(Million $$$ Championship match)
versus 
versus
Dolph Ziggler retains the Million $$$ championship with a pinfall on Wade Barrett. Exciting triple threat match, with Buddy Rogers trying to throw his lot in with whichever man had the advantage, while Ziggler and Barrett fought tooth and nail. During the course of the match Buddy Rogers low-blowed Ziggler and chop-blocked Barrett's knee on a Wasteland attempt, so he spread the love around. But the cowardly heel got his comeuppance after a raging Barrett uppercut propelled him from the ring, allowing Ziggler to Zig-Zag a distracted Barrett for the pinfall. Post match, Rogers tried to buddy up to Ziggler in victory, offering his hand and hamming it up for the crowd. Ziggler surveyed them for a reaction before shaking Rogers hand and mouthing the words "Thank You". Then when Rogers turned around in triumph to gloat about his cunning guile some more, Dolph Ziggler zig-zagged him from the back to a massive pop. Ziggler steps over Rogers (writing in pain) and holds his Million $$$ belt aloft. King of the Diamond Dynasty.
Winner (and STILL Million $$$ champion): DOLPH ZIGGLER
Be back for the next Broken City Championship Wrestling card, coming to you live from somewhere on the East Coast. BCCW presents: "PYRAMID's PEAK" - only on PPV!!!
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